I agree! MY DOGS OWN ME...!
WOOF,WOOF
Have a good "GOLDEN" day.
Patti Oftedal
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2001 1:54
PM
Subject: Does Your Dog Own You??
I thought this was
cute! -Yanna
Does Your Dog Own You?
See how many of
these statements apply to you and your dog.
*You believe every dog is
a lap dog.
*If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.
*Do you select your friends based on how well your dog/s like them?
*You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your
kids.
*Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing
rain while your dog is deciding whether to go out or come in?
*You
often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.
*Do
you watch bad TV because the dog is sleeping on the remote?
*You have
your dog talk to your friends on the phone.
*You can't fully enjoy
yourself without your dog.
*Do you give your dog presents and a
stocking at Christmas?
*You spend more on clothes and food for your
dog than you do for yourself
*You have no reservations about kissing
your dog on the lips, even when you know where his lips have been.
*You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog
in the neighbourhood. You know their names.
*You let the
neighbour's dog sleep over.
*You believe there is no such thing as a
naughty dog.
*Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.
*When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.
*You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.
*You
talk to your dog when you are driving and he answers.
*Your dog taught
you to fetch and roll over.
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