Does Your Dog Own You??

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I thought this was cute!
-Yanna


Does Your Dog Own You?

See how many of these statements apply to you and your dog.

*You believe every dog is a lap dog.

*If you are cold, you put a sweater on your dog.

*Do you select your friends based on how well your dog/s like them?

*You have a picture of your dog in your wallet, but not one of your kids.

*Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while
your dog is deciding whether to go out or come in?

*You often claim that it was love at first sight with you and your dog.

*Do you watch bad TV because the dog is sleeping on the remote?

*You have your dog talk to your friends on the phone.

*You can't fully enjoy yourself without your dog.

*Do you give your dog presents and a stocking at Christmas?

*You spend more on clothes and food for your dog than you do for yourself

*You have no reservations about kissing your dog  on the lips, even when you
know where his lips have been.

*You believe it is your duty to talk to, pat, and even feed every dog in the
neighbourhood. You know their names.

*You let the neighbour's dog sleep over.

*You believe there is no such thing as a naughty dog.

*Your vet and grooming bills exceed your rent.

*When you need someone to talk to, your dog is your first choice.

*You sit on the floor if the dog got in the chair first.

*You talk to your dog when you are driving and he answers.

*Your dog taught you to fetch and roll over.