Smart dog

[DiabloGoldie@aol.com]

A friend sent me this, I think is sort of cute. I like to share with you my golden friends.

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful dog
along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before
long the dog discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he   notices a
leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of
having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Oh boy, I'm in deep stuff now." Then he noticed some bones
lying nearby on the ground and immediately settles down to chew on the bones
with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Lordy, that
was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, and slinks away
into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly
had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes. But the dog sees him heading
off after the leopard and figures that something is amiss.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans about the
dog's ruse and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is
furious at being made a fool of and says, "Hop on my back, monkey, and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks,
"Oh boy, it looks like I've really had it now."

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to the leopard and
the monkey and pretends that he hasn't seen them. And just when they get
close enough to hear him, the dog says...

"Where the x%#@ is that monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to get me another
leopard and he's still not back."

Patti.