too much fun

[Gina Heitz <brier@oregonsbest.com>]

Ok,

I don't want to start getting to many jokes coming to the list and I very 
rarely ever send jokes to anyone but this one is just way too much fun and 
with the weather being soo lousy I just can not resist sending this one 
on...  I have gotten so much joy from the replies I have gotten from the 
few people I have sent this to that I thought it might be fun to share here 
too...

So here you go: From your friend at Brier now known as: "Zippy Griddlesniffer"

Just do this then read the message below, it's really important you do 
this, it will make you feel much better, like a kid again...
Enjoy,
Gina or Zippy for short...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f= greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your 
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of 
your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, George Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
When you send this on, use your new name as the subject. Send this to your 
friends, including the person who sent it to you so they can see your new 
name. Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults 
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter into your life!!!