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I don't usually send
jokes but I thought this was funny...
----- Original Message -----
From:
ken&jana
Sent: Saturday, June 22, 2002 8:44
AM
To: LUDOVIT NANAK
Cc: LUDOVIT NANAK
Subject: Fw: Best Dog Joke
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tyson Land"
<trland@catt.com>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;>
Sent:
Friday, June 21, 2002 10:45 AM
Subject: Fw: Best Dog
Joke
>
> Subject: Best Dog Joke
>
>
>
> Best Dog Joke
> >
>
> .......My dog can beat
your dog.......
> >
> > Five men were bragging about how
smart their dogs were. One was an
> > engineer, the second man was an
accountant, the third man was a chemist,
> the
> >
> >
fourth was a computer tech, and the fifth was a government worker.
>
>
> > To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do
your stuff."
> > T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper
and a pen and
> promptly
> > drew a circle, a square, and a
triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty
> > incredible.
>
>
> > But the accountant said his dog could do better. He called
to his dog
> > and commanded "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into
the
> > kitchen and returned with a
dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal
> > piles of 3 cookies
each. Everyone agreed that was good.
> >
> > But the chemist
said his dog could do better. He called to his dog and
> said,
>
>
> > "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the
fridge,
took
> > out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from
the cupboard and poured
> > exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was more
> than
> >
> > a little
impressive.
> >
> > The computer tech knew he could top them
all. "Hard Drive, have at it."
> > Hard Drive crossed the room and
booted the computer, checked for
> > viruses, upgraded the operating
system, sent an email, and installed a
> cool
> > new
game. Everyone knew that was a tough act to follow. Then the
four
men
> > turned to the government worker and said, "What can
your dog do?"
> >
> > The government worker called to his
dog & said, "Coffee Break, do your
> > stuff, Boy." Coffee Break
jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the
> > milk, erased all
the files on the computer, sexually assaulted the other
> > four
dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed
a
grievance
> > report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
workers compensation
and
> > went home for a six-month sick
leave.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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