quotes

[Gina Heitz <brier@oregonsbest.com>]

I don't normally pass this kind of thing along but thought there were some 
good ones here...

Gina

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die
I want to go where they went."
- Will Rogers

"Ever consider what they must think of us?
I mean,here we come back from a grocery
store with the most amazing haul -- chicken,
pork, half a cow. They must think we're the
greatest hunters on earth!"
-Anne Tyler

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we
can spare, and love we can spare. And in return,
dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made"
- M. Facklam

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure
love and always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund Freud

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue."
- Anonymous

"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they
keep abreast of current events. The ground is
a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they
are especially urgent, are often continued in
the next yard."
- Dave Barry

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise."
- Unknown

"I wonder what goes through his mind when
he sees us peeing in his water bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance,
and to turn around three times before lying
down."
- Robert Benchley

"No animal should ever jump up on the dining
room furniture unless absolutely certain that he
can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult."
- Rita Rudner

"My dog is worried about the economy because
Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00
in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful."
- Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a
puppy licking your face."
- Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you
more than he loves himself."
- Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person."
- Andrew A. Rooney

"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's
best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that
certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons."
- James Thurber

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men
and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein