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Re: Counter Surfing- eating one out of house and home...



 

Ha! Gauf I have you all beat!  Walls my dogs eat drywall. 
 
Mine do that to. Everydog we have ever had in this houcse, chews this one spot in the kitchen. Drives Dave nuts. I am being nice, you do not want to know what he really says.
  So, I am enclosing something that got sent to me today. It does not include anything about counter surfing, so I do not think that the author had a genuine Goplden Retriever.
 
What is a Golden Retriver:
 
A golden retriever is a bundle of fluff
A golden retriever is all the right stuff
A golden retriever is always a friend
A golden retriever puts your heart on the mend ...

A golden retriever loves to swim and to play
A golden retriever will greet you each day
A golden retriever never ever gets mad
A golden retriever will cheer you when your sad ...

A golden retriever loves to play ball
A golden retriever will give you their all
A golden retriever will frolic and swim,
A golden retriever will lick you on a whim ...

A golden retriever will lie by your side
A golden retriever will narrow a bed you thought wide,
A golden retriever will smile for you each morning,
And yet to intruders, he'll give a good warning ...

A golden retriever knows just what you need,
A golden retriever is a permanent good deed,
A golden retriever will love you each day,
A golden retriever understands when you just need to play...

A golden retriever warms your cold feet
A golden retriever knows when you're beat
A golden retriever will always trust you
A golden retriever will always be true ...

A golden retriever waits patiently til you come in the door,
A golden retriever is all this and more,
A golden retriever will steal your whole heart,
And once you have one you'll not want to part !!!

    Anonymous