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Here is a few laughs for everyone:
A dog went into a bar, finally managed to get his
haunches seated on a bar stool and asked the bartender for a large shot of
whiskey. The bartender asked him if he wanted a chaser with his
drink. To which the dog responded. "No thanks, I've been chasin'er
for three years now. Thats the reason I'm in here drinking in the first
place!
What is the hardest thing about training a bird
dog?
Teaching it to fly.
Several domestic dogs were gathered on a hill
one night, each vying for the leadership of their loosly organized nightime
pack. After howling their meeting to order and selecting from the wild
game they had hunted en-route, they began to present their arguments. The
first dog, a collie, said, "I should be the leader. Just look at the
quality of my coat. I am impeccably groomed, and will give our group the
kind of style only a collie can command." The second dog, a golden
retriever, said, "I should be the leader. I'm the best-liked of the bunch
of us. Watch me wag my tail. That just drives those humans
crazy. And beleive me, what any pack needs is a human relations
specialist." Finally the third dog, a wise old mutt, said "I am the
leader. While you both were yapping, I ate all your
food!
Hope you all enjoyed
those<smile>
Carol
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