Humor

["Karin M. Krchnak" <kmk@carlthewebmaster.com>]

Don't know if you've already seen this but it was my first and I just LOL
all afternoon.... :) Karin





HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
>
>Golden Retriever:
>The sun is shining, the day is young. We've got
>our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
>worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
>
>Border Collie:
>Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's
>not up to code.
>
>Dachshund:
>You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
>
>Rottweiller:
>Make me.
>
>Lab:
>Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light
>bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
>
>Malamute:
>Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while
>he's busy.
>
>Jack Russell Terrier:
>I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
>walls and furniture.
>
>Poodle:
>I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
>he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
>house, my nails will be dry.
>
>Cocker Spaniel:
>Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in
>the dark.
>
>Doberman Pinscher:
>While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
>
>Boxer:
>Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys
>in the dark......
>
>Mastiff:
>Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
>
>Chihuahua:
>Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
>
>Irish Wolfhound:
>Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....
>
>Pointer:
>I see it, there it is, there it is, right
>there....
>
>Greyhound:
>It isn't moving. Who cares?
>
>Australian Shepherd:
>First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
>circle....
>
>Great Pyrenees:
>I'll stand watch...nothing's gonna get to those
>bulbs!
>
>Old English Sheep Dog:
>Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
>bulb.
>
>Hound Dog:
>ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz