Monza Ch In

["Lyn Nelson" <lnelson@mail.portup.com>]

[lay on the Italian accent]

Helloooo,

I'm Mr. Black, or as my "boss" called me, The Professor, because of my first
slicked-down, puppy picture on Gina's site.  I clean up pReTty nice.  She's
sinCe named me Monza after a ciTy and race in Italy.  For some reason, she
thinks a me Italian?!  So, to a fulfill her dreams, I walk around like a
little Mafioso.  Ooo - hope that doesn't ruffle any feathers, if you know
what I mean?  Hey - are you lookin' at me?

Sooo, this bossy chick named me Brier's Royal Red Razza Moon.  Yeah - the
lunatic bunched a bunch of words together that meant someTHING to her all
revolving around Monza and Ferraris.

I saw my bro last weekend - didn't have much to do wit him.  Smelled him -
blagh - get me outta this ex-pen!  Treat me like a gawl darn dog?!

She's got me livin' in this woodsy place with waaater all round.  That
liquid sure curls up my red locks.  Yeah - I'm red and I'm prouD of IT.
LaTely, I've been flashing my pearly whites in the mirror.  Wah - they're
beaUtiful!

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Well, that's enough!  Hi everyone.....he could go on and on forever about
himself!  Fortunately, at the moment he's crashed on a sleeping bag.  It's a
gorgeous day here & so we're going to enjoy the evening and go for a walk in
the woods.  Yes, we live in a pretty remote part of the country:  the Upper
Peninsula of Michigan, on the shores of the southern shore of Lake Superior.
I noticed while flying in yesterday that the leaves are just starting to
tinge themselves with color.  I can't wait until the geese start migrating!
There's a lake across the road from my house & in the woods about a couple
of city blocks.  It's pretty much uninhabited and it's a stopping point for
migrating birds.  Monza's going to have a field day!  No, I'm not a hunter.
I swear everyone else is up here, though.  It'll be great to see his in-bred
reaction.  Off to walk before the sun goes down.

Lyn