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Salt Lake City

The mistake on the lake. The whore on the shore. The city we know and love, where brine shrimp stride the earth like gods.

Jason's World

• The Merrill Engineering Building Smoking Lounge
• Name That Fauna
• The Kitchen Window
• The Furball

9th and 9th and 9th and 9th and 9th and 9th and 9th and 9th

Salt Lake City would be unusual if it had four corners called 9th and 9th. Unfortunately, it only has three.

• 900S 900E
• 900S 900W
• 900N 900W
• 900N 900E

The Greatest Snow on Earth

Does too much of it induce psychosis?

• The Pillars of Gravity Hill
• Gilgal
• Hobbittown
• Miracle on 3rd Street

Jordan River Parkway

A disconnect series of paved bike trails that run along the Jordan river from 10th north to something like 72nd south. Utah is the promised land: a place God loved so much that he salted the earth to ensure that nothing would grow there.

• Livestock
• The International Garden of Peace and Duck Shit
• Jordan River Industrial Parkway

The Winter of Ought-Two

The year I realized that I love Utah, even if I hate living here.

• City Creek Canyon, January
• The Olympics

More Scenery

• Alta Ski Area
• Zion National Park

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